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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:10
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
If you have curly hair, when should you brush it?
No way
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Then came..
Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.